Life is too short for Small Dick, handmade soy candle. Bestfriend, Galentines day, Gift for girlfriend, funny, gag gift, friends.

Life is too short for small dick, this classy candle says it all. Perfect gift for your galantines or bachelorette party.

Regardless of the reason, you never need to sacrifice quality! Our candles while humorous in nature are made of artisanal all natural ingredients and are hand poured, and made to order!

Our candles are made with the highest quality soy wax we could source, and is made from soybeans 100% grown ethically in the USA.

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